I haven't even poured one yet
Kurt looks old
It sucks that WWE somehow owns "It's true"
Ah fuck, I owe WWE money now.
Vinnie V in the front row!
He has the belt and all the power!
I liked that segment...except for the fake fans making noise. They sucked.
I want a Monsters Ball match at Bound For Glory GODDAMMIT!
I want Jarrett and Abyss for the Mexican Title in a MONSTER'S BALL MATCH
My God, Jerry Lynn is fucking old
In other news, the sky is blue
Rob Van Dam and A.J. Styles beat Christopher Daniels and Jerry Lynn
I enjoyed that match
Matt Morgan beat Samoa Joe
Remember when Samoa Joe was one half of the biggest buy rate in company history?
Joe is fat
And bitchy
And sweaty
And probably smelly. No wonder they bury him.
YOU STINK JOE (literally)
I like Hernandez and his lackey friend.
Rosita is fucking tiny
They made a Paranormal Activity 2?
Spanky and Jobber beat Austin Aries and Kid Kash
I fucking love Austin Aries (no homo)
Who the fuck is this jobber?
SPANKY USED THE BELT! DISQUALIFY HIM!
Fuck you Spanky and Jobber Friend.
Buncha Knockouts brawled
Is this catfight in slow motion?
Okay, I'm done. Gonna go play NBA2K12
